Because someone else has to have been wanting this by now. This Newman lady is a freaking genius. Vampire squids and snarky narrators.
Sorry if the color balance is off a little. My graphics computer and my internet computer don’t share nicely sometimes.
[edit: GAH. The original is the same colors as the cover of the book, I swear. Goddammit. I don’t even know how to fix that. Effing jpeg conversion.]