Her previous experience is Matt Smith’s eleventh doctor and John Simm in Life On Mars. Her face is indescribable.
She’s like:

And I’m just like:

Has anyone ever discovered they were a closet fan of a person and didn’t know it? I own ten Chris Evans movies. Ten. I distinctly remember deciding to not coo over him in Fantastic Four because all my friends were.
Now I have ten of his movies. And I don’t even own Scott Pilgrim - which I’m now hesitant to get because, geez, eleven?
WTF happened? What is wrong with me?
My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.
I just realized I am like two degrees of separation from both Iron Man and Captain America.
My english professor in college starred in an 80’s classic with RDJ and a regular customer where I work starred in a movie with Chris Evans. I’m just gonna go lay down.

HOW DOES ONE NOT REALIZE THAT?
On the way to see The Avengers. Mom says, and I quote, “The Incredible Hulk - the green guy. Wait, is he green? Is the Hulk green?” Grandma doesn’t know who Iron Man or Thor are. THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING.
Why? Why do I keep seeing trailers for movies it’s impossible for me to ever watch? Looks interesting though, huh?
CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT BECAUSE JON RICHARDSON IS JUST TOO ADORABLE OKAY
I blame the person on my dash for having bought Jon’s book. (But I don’t have any regret or resent.)

(Source: sherloki-fied)
Just a Rami Malek wallpaper I threw together; thought I’d share. Pictures, textures, and lyrics not mine.
You’re like the sun that slips away
With the taste of an angel
And eyes that bring me to my knees
And a smile that could set me free
My Tom-Tom. I programmed in Eddie Izzard’s voice like five years ago. It’s fantastic. And now I’m going to stick it in my mom’s car again.
My mom thought it was the stupidest thing I’ve ever bought. She doesn’t understand the entertainment value is in watching her argue with him (“Bear left. MONKEY RIGHT!” “What does that even mean?!” or “After six hundred yards, enter the motorway.” “It’s a freeway, dammit!”) and doing U-turns and pulling over for gas before he finally shouts,
“In two kilometers, turn around. For God’s sakes, stop pissing about!”
and my mom responds, much to my grandmother’s chagrin:
“FUCK YOU!”

Why is that so funny?
REBLOG TO SUPPORT RUE AND CINNA
Recently the actors who play Rue and Cinna have come under attack from Racist fans of the Hunger Games. Reblog if you support the casting of Amandla Stenberg, the adorable and talented actress who plays Rue, and Lenny Kravitz, the unquestionable genius who plays Cinna.
http://www.eonline.com/news/hunger_games_lenny_kravitz_amandla/304193?cmpid=sn-000000-twitterfeed-365-top_stories&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitterfeed_celebrities_top_stories&dlvrit=79438
It’s sickening. (And a side note: did anyone think Katniss and Gale were Asian? Black hair, olive skin, gray eyes… Maybe I’m overthinking it.)